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The Devil Has a MySpace Page
A little over a year ago while I was on maternity leave and my band was working on new songs, a nuclear bomb hit the band and myself. It was slow yet devastating, via dial up. After three years of networking, booking shows, and uploading songs to our myspace page, it was deleted.
At first I though someone hacked it. I emailed Myspace’s customer service twice and never received a response.
Fuming with frustration at losing over two thousand five hundred friends and all the contacts we had made over three years, I started another account. Twenty four hours later, it was deleted. I e-mailed customer service again and still didn’t get a response. We didn’t break any of their rules/standards so I requested a legitimate reason for our account to be deleted again.
With no response and no idea why we kept getting deleted. I tried again to start up a new account. Twenty four hours later, the same freaking thing. At that point I was beyond furious, and hormonal.
I did a search on Myspace to see if some of the other bands with Bipolar in their name were having the same problem. A month prior, there were three pages of bands with Bipolar in their names, We were, however, the first Bipolar that registered with Myspace and had the cool URL to prove it. Then, after all the drama there was one.
One band in New York with the name Bipolar popped up after my search. Only being on the site for less than a year, I knew they had some hand in our page being deleted. I had an insticnt it had something to do with them trying to claim rights to a name we had held since late 2002. I called them. Left an angry voice mail, letting them know who they were screwing with and what proof I had of us using and recording under the name for the past 5 years.
I then started a new account. That account is still going strong.
This whole ordeal made me realize how much of a phenomanom Myspace has been for bands. The site offers networking, exposure, a free web identity, promotion, and community to the bands of the world. Without a Myspace page, your band pretty much doesn’t exist.
However, a band can’t depend just on Myspace as their sole promotion tool. Crap happens that can ruin your sole promotion tool, hackers, crappy bands trying to lay claim to your name, servers crash, etc. If you’re all dependent on a website, and you have a show to promote what are you going to do if that fails??
Here I am bringing this scene a magazine to use as a marketing tool, for networking, exposure, and community. Yet we’re just a sliver of the giant forest at a band’s fingertips.
There are dozens of magazines, thousands of websites, locally driven radio stations, and show promoting outlets besides Myspace.
Get off your asses, make some flyers, attend other bands’ shows to promote your own, make demos to hand out, sticker the world, and support the scene outside of the internet.
One For The Birds
There are quite a few things that come to mind when you think of Thanksgiving. Things like getting together with family, good conversation, and of course food. What usually doesn’t come to mind during this joyous occasion is torture, suffering and excruciating pain.
Every year, over 45 million turkeys are slaughtered for Thanksgiving. These birds, along with all others in the poultry food category, are not protected by the Humane Methods of Slaughter Act. They are treated extremely poor during their entire short lives. Forced to live in their own excrement, the birds breathe filthy air and don’t get to enjoy the sun. They are injected with hormones that cause them to grow six times faster than a normal turkey.
In addition to hormones, they are also genetically modified. Instead of the colorful and robust characteristics of wild turkeys, these factory farmed birds look like identical, white feathered clones. They are balding, bleeding, and broken under their massive weight. The lucky ones will die of stress, suffocation, heart failure, and heat exhaustion. The birds strong enough to endure these hardships are routinely abused and mutilated by factory workers. Snapping necks, tearing off of wings and legs, de-beaking, gouging of eyeballs, punching and stabbing, and being driven over by trucks are not uncommon in the day to day life of a Thanksgiving turkey.
When the turkeys have reached an acceptable size, they are piled onto a truck to be shipped to slaughter. In addition to being extremely stressed because of crowding, they are exposed to extreme weather conditions with insufficient food and water. En route, there are often highway accidents, leaving many of the birds dead or severely injured. Injured birds are merely tossed back into the truck to suffer in agony during the rest of their trip. Upon arriving at the slaughterhouse, the turkeys are hung upside down in shackles by their feet. Their throats are slit while still alive. If they don’t bleed to death, they end up being severely scalded in boiling water; a method used to remove their feathers. Any birds still alive at this point will usually succumb to heart failure. Finally the inedible parts are removed and the turkeys are packaged for your consumption.
Now that you’ve worked up an appetite, how about trying a more selfless, less apathetic alternative to torment and mutilation? Here’s one variation:
Cruelty-Free Thanksgiving Feast 1 Tofurkey Roast with or without stuffing or 1 Un-Turkey which actually has an edible “skin” on it 1 can of cranberry sauce
A few servings of your choice of veggies
Dinner rolls not containing eggs, whey or honey
Mashed potatoes made with non-hydrogenated soy margarine and/or soy milk
Vegetarian gravy mixed with soymilk and flour
Try vegan marshmallows on your yams and fruit salad
Stuffing made with celery, onions, bread crumbs and vegetable stock
A jug of apple cider
Pre-made vegan pumpkin pie
Most, if not all of these items can be found at Trader Joe’s, Raley’s, Whole Foods or your local Food Co-op. This may be a big change for you and your family or friends, but we promise you won’t suffer nearly as much as the turkey you spared would have.
Here are a few links with more info, video footage of turkey slaughter and recipe alternatives to some of your holiday favorites. Enjoy!
goveg.com/factoryfarming-turkeys.asp
goveg.com/feat/butterball/butterball.asp
vegan.com/issues/1998/nov98/thanks.htm
Have a Happy and cruelty-free holiday!
Until next time, take care, and VEG OUT! –The Vegans.
Please send all correspondence to HereComeTheVegans@yahoo.com.
5 Bands To Know… According To Fringe: November 2007
1. The Chop Tops - www.thechoptops.com

Since 1995 The Chop Tops have been playing what they have coined as ” Revved Up Rockabilly” out of Santa Cruz.With back to back tours they have shared the stage with the likes of Brian Setzer, Reverend Horton Heat, Dead Bolt and have played The Vans Warped Tour the past two years. This Revved Up Rockabilly three piece will be on tour with the Nekromantix November and December. Sadly they will not be making a pit stop here in Nor Cal. Make sure the next time you get a chance to see this band, GO!!! You might find them either playing the honky-tonks, all ages punk shows at your local VFW or opening up for some of the biggest names in the business. No doubt this band will get your toes tapping and your honey bunny’s knees a knockin. Don’t forget to pick up their latest CD either, titled Triple Dueces. Also available at their website. The Chop Tops are currently on Split 7 Records.
2. Shootin Lucy - www.shootinlucy.com

Oakland based Punk rock-n-rollers Shootin’ Lucy are by no means newcomers to the Punk Rock Scene. Shootin’ Lucy was originally formed around early ‘05 by Steve Littleton (vocals), Dave Holmes (guitar) and Casey Cook (drums-1st bass player). They have had to work very hard to build a complete in your face sound that seems like an iconic underground yet smart-ass group. Blood, sweat, bruises and a lot of PBR & Jameson filled nights have helped propel Shootin’ Lucy to be a force that won’t be ignored. Mid-stage collisions, insults, sing along pogo anthems and a sense of belonging for all who care, seem to be a nightly ritual for their live shows. They are looking to play as many all ages shows as possible and saturate the West Coast this next year. They do it for the fun, friends and good times with no dreams of Rock Stardom. They believe that Punk Rock-n-Roll is a way of life and trying too hard kills the mood, but ideally they are becoming very self-sufficient and will seek larger distribution channels very soon. They have a new website in the works.
3. White Barons - www.gearheadrecords.com

Fueled by booze, drugs and punk and rol,. The White Barons exploded onto the San Francisco music scene in ‘06. Not long after that they were signed to Gearhead Records of Woodland. The Baroness Eva Von Slut, apart from singing for the legendary punk bands The Insaints and Thee Merry Widows, also has a burgeoning career as a burlesque dancer, performing on stages all over the world. The White Barons have toured the United States once so far this year and have played at the Gearhead Records showcase at South By Southwest in Austin, Texas back in March. Be sure to pick up their new cd ” Up All Night With The White Barons” at Gearhead Records’ flagship store in Woodland.
4. Midnight Bombers - www.midnightbombers.com

Fast, Loud and Abrasive. The Midnight Bombers hail from the evil streets of San Francisco. A four piece hard hitting, in your face, old school hardcore punk rock band the Midnight Bombers are ready to tear down your local bar and make your ears bleed. Their new cd titled “Evil Streets” on Wondertaker Records is one of my all time favorite cd’s. I remember when they first gave me a demo. It didn’t seem to leave my cd player in my car for an entire month. If you’re a fan of The Dead Kennedy’s, Aggression, MDC or Black Flag, The Midnight Bombers are the hardcore band for you. Jerry Business ( lead singer) is originally from Boston, MA and was part of the 90’s hardcore punk scene. If you have not seen a Midnight Bombers show yet, you should be punched in the throat. This band is my all time favorite band hands down. Look for them to be around the Sacramento area early next year or you could always drive your lazy punk ass to San Fransisco and catch a show. The Midnight Bombers are coming to town.
5. The Grannies

Some people say the Grannies are the inevitable end result of a society that has abandoned its educational system and lost all contact with its morality and civic cohesiveness. The truth, of course, is much, much worse. The Grannies formed in 1999 and consist of 5 members. Nadine on lead Vox, Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy on lead guitar, Granimal on drums, Drool Cup on Rhythm Guitar and Soggy T Baggins on Bass Guitar and Vox. These old hags will kick your teeth in and steal them from you because they left their dentures in some dive bar in the arm pit of San Francisco. The have 5 cd’s that have been released on Wondertaker Records and Dead Teenager Records, one of them “Erected Lady Man” being produced by Jack Endino who produced Nirvana’s first album “Nevermind”.






